我们聊天的时候总需要一两句笑话来调节气氛,我们来看看幽默诙谐的英语笑话赏析学习一下吧。
Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?
服务员,这只苍蝇在我汤里干什么?
Um, looks to me to be backstroke, sir.
看起来象是在仰泳,先生。
Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!
服务员,我的汤里有只苍蝇!
Don't worry sir, the spider on the breadroll will get 'em.
别担心,先生,面包里的蜘蛛会干掉它。
Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!
服务员,我的汤里有只苍蝇!
No sir, that's a cockroach, the fly is on your steak.
不是,先生,那是蟑螂,苍蝇在你牛排里。
Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!
服务员,我的汤里有只苍蝇!
Keep it down sir, or they'll all be wanting one.
别让别人看见,先生,要不别人都要。
Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!
服务员,我的汤里有只苍蝇!
It's OK, Sir, there's no extra charge.
没关系,先生,我们不会另收钱。
Waiter, there is a fly in my soup!
服务员,我的汤里有只苍蝇!
Sorry sir, maybe I've forgotten it when I removed the other three.
对不起,先生,我弄走另外三只时忘了这只。
Waiter, there's a dead fly in my soup!
服务员,我的汤里有只死苍蝇!
Yes sir, it's the hot water that kills them.
是的,先生,是开水杀死了它们。
Waiter, there's a dead fly in my soup!
服务员,我的汤里有只死苍蝇!
What do you expect for $1 - a live one?
一美元你想要什么——活的?
Waiter, there's a bee in my soup!
服务员,我的汤里有只蜜蜂!
Yes sir, it's the fly's day off.
是的,先生,今天苍蝇放假。
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